Generally speaking, I am not one for hyperbole, but I feel pretty comfortable suggesting Avengers Infinity War might be the best one yet. By “yet” I mean ever, and by “one” I mean movie.
That’s right—not just the best of Marvel’s many hits, and not the best of Disney’s endless list of classics, but the best movie by anyone, anywhere, and, I’ll do it one better: anywhy.
I was literally on the edge of my seat, something that I thought only happened at NASCAR races (so I’ve heard) for the majority of the film. Another cliché: the film was like a roller coaster. Fun fact: the film was like a roller coaster. Avengers Infinity War is the first cinematic event in my adult life that felt more like a ride than a film (possible exception: Star Tours), and I mean that in the best way possible.
Sure, I suppose there may come a day when I look back and wonder what I was thinking, but this isn’t Titanic or Avatar, neither of which I thought were the best films ever, but people did. PEOPLE DID. Those films can’t even hold Avengers Infinity War‘s cape (also, armor or assorted spandex).
The film brings together most of our favorite Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy and stand-alone heroes from Black Panther, Doctor Strange and Spider-Man, respectively, mixing them all like so much chocolate in so much peanut butter and vice versa. It’s a treat for the eyes.
Warning: There are spoilers in these here internets, and lots of them, but I’m not going to share them in this post. In fact, I would highly recommend that you don’t look for them anywhere. Spoilers spoil stuff, and you do not want Avengers Infinity War spoiled.
Avengers Infinity War picks up immediately after Thor Ragnarok, when a shipload of Asgardians meet a fistful of Thanos. From there, things are put in motion that find all of the aforementioned heroes in various team situations, saving the universe and crackin’ wise. Or, to quote Mantis: “Kicking names and taking ass.”
When is the best time to pee?
There isn’t a lot of downtime—that is, scenes that feel like they might be downtime actually have all kinds of little nuggets and foreshadowing in them—and the movie clocks in at 2:40, so if you were ever thinking about buying a Stadium Pal, this might be the time to do it. That said, the moment the credits start you should have enough time to run to the bathroom and get back to your seat before the post-credits stinger starts.
What is the movie about?
Avengers Infinity War is about a very powerful being, Thanos, confusing salvation with genocide, and Earth’s mightiest heroes (and friends!) aiming to set him right. It’s about relationships, those between friends, family (Marvel’s focus on father issues remains strong in this one), and romantic partners. Also, it is about action, and lots of it.
Is it okay for kids?
Avengers Infinity War is PG-13 for a reason. Despite the fun and humor, there is a ton of violence, death and imagery that some may find unsettling. There are also a few curse words scattered throughout.
Are there any classic Marvel scenes after the credits?
There is one scene, after all the credits. You’ll want to see it.
Is it really the best film ever?
That’s just like my opinion, man. And maybe there is a bit of hyperbole in me yet, but the truth is, I haven’t felt this excited about a film AFTER seeing it since Star Wars. Consider the fact that I saw the film at a press screening, meaning people who get paid to hate stuff (even when they love it), and the air was electric with expectations met and exceeded. The fact that Marvel was able to cram that many stars into a film and actually deliver? It’s amazing.
Avengers Infinity War opens April 27, everywhere. You’ll want to see it.
Photos courtesy of Disney/Marvel
